This is how the birthday girl celebrates: nap time in the sun on a gorgeous, cloudless day.. #lexi #dogs #puppies #birthdays #4 (Taken with instagram)
6| Me: | So, Lexi, I was thinking that maybe you should get a bath early tomorrow. |
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| Lexi: | If it's my birthday, why do I have to get a bath? You've gone long enough without bathing me. One more day isn't going to do any harm. |
| Me: | But, I just thought that since we're going to Chuck E. Cheese's for your birthday, you should.... |
| Lexi: | Woah... woah... woah... Wait a minute. My big surprise is going to Chuck E. Cheese for my birthday? When... uhmmm... why wasn't I consulted about this? |
| Me: | But, I just thought since you were turning four years old, you would want to go to Chuck E. Cheese... |
| Lexi: | Excuse me, but didn't even "the girl" claim that he was "creepy"... |
| Me: | Well, yes, but she was eight at the time. So, anyhow, I was thinking that, your Auntie could stay with you once we get there, while I go pick up the Hello Kitty cake... Why are you looking at me like that. |
| Lexi: | The Hello WHAT? cake? |
| Me: | Hello Kitty. She just seems like such a nice kitty and all the girls your age seem to really like her. |
| Lexi: | ..... |
| Me: | Even your cousin, "the girl", LOVES Hello Kitty... |
| Lexi: | Well, she's a human girl, what does she know about "taste"... I refuse to have that kind of cake at my birthday... |
| Me: | Geez. Man, are you demanding. Hey, tell me what did your old family do for your third birthday last year? |
| Lexi: | The put me in the car and told me we were going for a "special drive" and then, they left me in a hell hole to die... |
| Me: | So, should we call them up and see if they want to come to your party? |
| Lexi: | ..... |
| Me: | You just really aren't getting into the spirit of this at all... |
| Lexi: | Can I please call my Grandma? |
| Me: | NO! Why? |
| Lexi: | Because, Grandma told me about Santa Paws and gives me lots of presents that I like... |
| Me: | ..... |
| Lexi: | ..... |
| Me: | So, you're saying that you don't want to go to Chuck E. Cheese tomorrow? |
| Lexi: | No. Especially not if there's a forced *whispers* "bath" thing that I'd have to go through first. |
| Me: | And you don't want a Hello Kitty cake? |
| Lexi: | ..... I'll just begin forgetting that you keep bringing up the desire to celebrate a cat on my birthday... |
| Me: | So, how about we stay in, watch TV, and I'll get you a couple of vanilla cupcakes? |
| Lexi: | Make it 4? |
| Me: | .... |
| Lexi: | Because that's how old I'll be... |
| Me: | ..... |
| Lexi: | Okay, okay.. however many cupcakes you think would be appropriate. |
| Me: | Okay, deal. |
| Lexi: | Mommy? |
| Me: | Yes, Lexi? |
| Lexi: | In all honesty? I don't think you're going to be able to top what the bad people gave me last year. |
| Me: | *eyebrow raise* Oh, really? |
| Lexi: | Uh-huh |
| Me: | And why is that? |
| Lexi: | Because last year, they gave me you and my new family for my birthday.. |
| Me: | *sniffles*tears* I love you, Lexi. |
| Lexi: | I love you, too, Mommy... now about those cupcakes... |
| Me: | Don't press your luck, kid. |
| Lexi: | *picks up phone* Hello? Grandma? |
A dude and his dog heading to the office.
beautyineverything.com
We could look like this at the gym, Mom….
chocolate
my mommy keeps telling me that chocolate is poisonous to me.
i think she’s lying to me because she’s greedy and wants all the chocolates for herself.
“First Dog” Bo Obama wore bunny ears and appeared to lay an egg in a video released by the White House on Wednesday about the upcoming White House Easter egg roll.
(HuffPo)
(Source: brooklynmutt)
my kind of dog!
![thedailywhat:
Golden Globes: George Clooney who? The show-stealing star of the night, Uggie the dog from The Artist, poses with his very own Golden Globe.
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I wouldn’t mind hanging’ with this kid for a day or two…](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxvi7tutRx1qaprbqo1_250.png)
Golden Globes: George Clooney who? The show-stealing star of the night, Uggie the dog from The Artist, poses with his very own Golden Globe.
[frontiercity.]
I wouldn’t mind hanging’ with this kid for a day or two…
